the Infamous Gnomes

Scatterday K

2008-04-11T15:52:00.007+10:00

The letter K! Goody goody!

"The underpants gnomes are we,
so don't be surprised to see,
the letter k
will let us play,
it suits us to a T!"

Hobbies: Well that's easy! Knicker stealing!

Office things: Knickers! Well, everyone in this office wears them, and besides, at this address, this is also where the washing is sorted!

Things we like the smell of: Ha! You thought we were going to say Knickers, didn't you? Well,

You were right! Clean ones, of course! (don't be rude) We love the smell of the sunshine and the fragrance of the washing powder on all clean washing.

Scatterday!

2008-03-30T22:19:00.002+11:00

We didn't do N because we Nicked off for Easter. We always like to play Naughty tricks with the Easter eggs that have been hidden by the Easter Bunny, so we took off to follow his trail.

This week was X!

We don't have any photos, because the camera was confiscated.

Maybe that had something to do with the fact that Tim and I were going to get drunk on XXXX and then take photos of ourselves with the empties!

We were also going to steal a top from you know who. One with XL on the label!

But what really cooked our goose, was the X rated DVD we smuggled into the house. We weren't really going to watch it! Honestly we weren't! We just thought a photo of it in the DVD player looked better!

Scatterday

2008-03-15T11:26:00.003+11:00

LLLLLLLLLLLLL!

We wanted to photograph her...she's round, is a household item, and can be very useful, so kinda qualifies as a tool! But she wouldn't let us!!!

So, we took this photo. This is something that we gnomes find very useful, and is a constant companion in our environment. We use it as a tool, but we also use it as a toy! Hehe

This is, of course, Loops of a Long Lawn hose! It is not a garden hose ... it does not live in the garden! It lives on the Lawn. Sometimes the garden borrows it to spray Liquid over itself, but it is definitely a LAWN hose!!!

Scatterday!

2008-03-09T13:37:00.008+11:00

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
BIG, PINK SIGNS!

Ho Ho! I dragged this out of the Laundry. It's her BIG PINK V NECKED T-SHIRT. The fact that it's in the dirty clothes, is a SIGN that she needs to lose weight, because she only wears it when her other pink t-shirt is too tight! Hahaha

Hey, Albert, I think you'll be in Very Big trouble posting that! You should vamoose with some velocity, before she sees it. Hehe

Good idea, Tim. Maybe we should go on a vacation. Pennie and David's place looked good on Google Earth. Lots of vacant space there. We could hide easily, and there's even room for a Veggie garden.

Scatterday

2008-03-01T13:23:00.007+11:00

This week, we had to do the letter O and the categories Something you would find in a library; Sweet things; and Hawaiin.

Tim borrowed an Atlas from the library so we could photograph Oahu, but he spilt his sweet Orange juice over it and wouldn't take it back. So now he has an Overdue notice!

I think he's in big trouble from the Old Librarian!

Scatterday letter H

2008-02-22T21:30:00.004+11:00

We're doing this early, 'cause we've got things to do tomorrow!

This week, Michelle and Dy have chosen the letter H, and the categories Colour, Games and Pointy things.

Tim and I are very good at games, especially tricky ones. We play games with Humans, but they don't always know it's us! Haha!
Anyway, Here is our photo:

Here we are playing Hide-and-Seek. Tim is counting and I am Hiding - see my Hat? I am Hiding behind the Hidey Hole House we built out of this Huckleberry red, with Honey coloured writing, box. We used a Hacksaw with sharp pointy things to cut out the door and windows.Watch out you don't trip on it and Hurt yourself, Tim!

Cheerio! Albert

We've been tagged, too!

2008-02-22T13:59:00.005+11:00

We've been tagged! We've been tagged!

Here are the rules:
1. Once you are tagged, link back to the person who tagged you
2. Post THE RULES on your blog
3. Post 7 weird or random facts about yourself on your blog
4. Tag 7 people and link to them
5. Comment on their blog to let them know they have been tagged

Albert: (I'm first 'cause I'm the eldest and biggest)

1. I will be 80 years old this year! Still young for a gnome.
2. Gnomes don't get married until they are 100. In 10 years time, I will look for a girlfriend.
3. I like elderberry wine and fried mushrooms.
4. I'm allergic to strawberries.
5. I was born near the Fens.
6. I came to Australia in a big boat.
7. Tim is my best friend.

Tim:

1. I am only 60 years old.
2. I don't like girl gnomes. They have girl gnome germs.
3. I used to steal milk from the cows. Now I steal underpants.
4. I have a big collection of stolen underpants.
5. The underpants will make me rich one day.
6. I grew up in a home for orphan gnomes. I don't know where I was born.
7. My best friend used to be a leprachaun, but he got greedy with his gold, so now my best friend is Albert.

Hey Albert, we have to tag someone now!
Yeah, Tim, but who do we tag?
We could tag people who don't know us! That would really be a good trick!
OK, let's go looking!

We tag Susan, Nola, Stephanie, Christina

Scatterday Letter S

2008-02-16T09:47:00.008+11:00

All our snaps are stolen! So that's another S word! hehehe

Fruit:
Stone fruit! (golden flesh, even)

Things that make you itch:

Strawberries make Albert itchy! (and they're fruit)

Gold:

We have Something very precious to us, that will make us lots of money one day - gold ingots even!

Stolen, gold Striped g-String undies!

Hehehe

2008-02-16T09:31:00.004+11:00

The Infamous Gnomes are we
We're happy as we can be
We've stolen her pics
Now she's got nix
The Naughty gnomes we be!

Hehehe! We've stolen her Scatterday photos, hehehe. We've hidden them from her, so she can't do her Scatterday, now. That will teach her to use us for Scatterday again!

Hey Albert, maybe we should do a Scatterday using her photos?

That's a good idea, Tim! We'll have to go and find them, though, 'cause I forgot where I put them.

Snoozing Sam

2008-02-12T18:18:00.000+11:00

We have a new friend! His name is Snoozing Sam, and we were introduced online by Pennie in Sydney. We don't know much about him yet (he was very sleepy, so didn't say much) but we do know he likes underpants, just like we do!
We'll tell you more when we get to know him better.

Hey Albert, maybe we could invite him to share our blog. Then he could post whatever he's been up to, and do photos and all...

Well, here we are...

2008-01-23T17:46:00.000+11:00

Hahaha! No-one is around, so let's have some fun on this computer. Everyone else seems to, so why not us?

Hey, Albert, what do people do on these here bloggy things?

Beats me, Tim. But I daresay we'll find out eventually!
This is called a post.

So when do the letters arrive?

There's no letters, dumb brain! We gets what folks call emails and comments. You'll see.

To us, or to the humans?

Well us I should think! After all this is our blog.

That's cool Albert. How long do you think?

Who knows. Maybe a year, maybe a hundred. We'll have to wait and see. Meanwhile, let's see what else we can do.