Scatterday K

The letter K! Goody goody!

"The underpants gnomes are we,
so don't be surprised to see,
the letter k
will let us play,
it suits us to a T!"



Hobbies: Well that's easy! Knicker stealing!

Office things: Knickers! Well, everyone in this office wears them, and besides, at this address, this is also where the washing is sorted!



Things we like the smell of: Ha! You thought we were going to say Knickers, didn't you? Well,
































You were right! Clean ones, of course! (don't be rude) We love the smell of the sunshine and the fragrance of the washing powder on all clean washing.

Scatterday!

We didn't do N because we Nicked off for Easter. We always like to play Naughty tricks with the Easter eggs that have been hidden by the Easter Bunny, so we took off to follow his trail.

This week was X!

We don't have any photos, because the camera was confiscated.

Maybe that had something to do with the fact that Tim and I were going to get drunk on XXXX and then take photos of ourselves with the empties!

We were also going to steal a top from you know who. One with XL on the label!

But what really cooked our goose, was the X rated DVD we smuggled into the house. We weren't really going to watch it! Honestly we weren't! We just thought a photo of it in the DVD player looked better!

Scatterday

LLLLLLLLLLLLL!

We wanted to photograph her...she's round, is a household item, and can be very useful, so kinda qualifies as a tool! But she wouldn't let us!!!

So, we took this photo. This is something that we gnomes find very useful, and is a constant companion in our environment. We use it as a tool, but we also use it as a toy! Hehe

This is, of course, Loops of a Long Lawn hose! It is not a garden hose ... it does not live in the garden! It lives on the Lawn. Sometimes the garden borrows it to spray Liquid over itself, but it is definitely a LAWN hose!!!

Scatterday!

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
BIG, PINK SIGNS!

Ho Ho! I dragged this out of the Laundry. It's her BIG PINK V NECKED T-SHIRT. The fact that it's in the dirty clothes, is a SIGN that she needs to lose weight, because she only wears it when her other pink t-shirt is too tight! Hahaha

Hey, Albert, I think you'll be in Very Big trouble posting that! You should vamoose with some velocity, before she sees it. Hehe

Good idea, Tim. Maybe we should go on a vacation. Pennie and David's place looked good on Google Earth. Lots of vacant space there. We could hide easily, and there's even room for a Veggie garden.

Scatterday

This week, we had to do the letter O and the categories Something you would find in a library; Sweet things; and Hawaiin.




Tim borrowed an Atlas from the library so we could photograph Oahu, but he spilt his sweet Orange juice over it and wouldn't take it back. So now he has an Overdue notice!




I think he's in big trouble from the Old Librarian!

Scatterday letter H

We're doing this early, 'cause we've got things to do tomorrow!

This week, Michelle and Dy have chosen the letter H, and the categories Colour, Games and Pointy things.

Tim and I are very good at games, especially tricky ones. We play games with Humans, but they don't always know it's us! Haha!
Anyway, Here is our photo:


Here we are playing Hide-and-Seek. Tim is counting and I am Hiding - see my Hat? I am Hiding behind the Hidey Hole House we built out of this Huckleberry red, with Honey coloured writing, box. We used a Hacksaw with sharp pointy things to cut out the door and windows.Watch out you don't trip on it and Hurt yourself, Tim!

Cheerio! Albert

We've been tagged, too!

We've been tagged! We've been tagged!

Here are the rules:
1. Once you are tagged, link back to the person who tagged you
2. Post THE RULES on your blog
3. Post 7 weird or random facts about yourself on your blog
4. Tag 7 people and link to them
5. Comment on their blog to let them know they have been tagged

Albert: (I'm first 'cause I'm the eldest and biggest)

1. I will be 80 years old this year! Still young for a gnome.
2. Gnomes don't get married until they are 100. In 10 years time, I will look for a girlfriend.
3. I like elderberry wine and fried mushrooms.
4. I'm allergic to strawberries.
5. I was born near the Fens.
6. I came to Australia in a big boat.
7. Tim is my best friend.

Tim:

1. I am only 60 years old.
2. I don't like girl gnomes. They have girl gnome germs.
3. I used to steal milk from the cows. Now I steal underpants.
4. I have a big collection of stolen underpants.
5. The underpants will make me rich one day.
6. I grew up in a home for orphan gnomes. I don't know where I was born.
7. My best friend used to be a leprachaun, but he got greedy with his gold, so now my best friend is Albert.

Hey Albert, we have to tag someone now!
Yeah, Tim, but who do we tag?
We could tag people who don't know us! That would really be a good trick!
OK, let's go looking!

We tag Susan, Nola, Stephanie, Christina