Scatterday K

The letter K! Goody goody!

"The underpants gnomes are we,
so don't be surprised to see,
the letter k
will let us play,
it suits us to a T!"



Hobbies: Well that's easy! Knicker stealing!

Office things: Knickers! Well, everyone in this office wears them, and besides, at this address, this is also where the washing is sorted!



Things we like the smell of: Ha! You thought we were going to say Knickers, didn't you? Well,
































You were right! Clean ones, of course! (don't be rude) We love the smell of the sunshine and the fragrance of the washing powder on all clean washing.

Scatterday!

We didn't do N because we Nicked off for Easter. We always like to play Naughty tricks with the Easter eggs that have been hidden by the Easter Bunny, so we took off to follow his trail.

This week was X!

We don't have any photos, because the camera was confiscated.

Maybe that had something to do with the fact that Tim and I were going to get drunk on XXXX and then take photos of ourselves with the empties!

We were also going to steal a top from you know who. One with XL on the label!

But what really cooked our goose, was the X rated DVD we smuggled into the house. We weren't really going to watch it! Honestly we weren't! We just thought a photo of it in the DVD player looked better!

Scatterday

LLLLLLLLLLLLL!

We wanted to photograph her...she's round, is a household item, and can be very useful, so kinda qualifies as a tool! But she wouldn't let us!!!

So, we took this photo. This is something that we gnomes find very useful, and is a constant companion in our environment. We use it as a tool, but we also use it as a toy! Hehe

This is, of course, Loops of a Long Lawn hose! It is not a garden hose ... it does not live in the garden! It lives on the Lawn. Sometimes the garden borrows it to spray Liquid over itself, but it is definitely a LAWN hose!!!

Scatterday!

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
BIG, PINK SIGNS!

Ho Ho! I dragged this out of the Laundry. It's her BIG PINK V NECKED T-SHIRT. The fact that it's in the dirty clothes, is a SIGN that she needs to lose weight, because she only wears it when her other pink t-shirt is too tight! Hahaha

Hey, Albert, I think you'll be in Very Big trouble posting that! You should vamoose with some velocity, before she sees it. Hehe

Good idea, Tim. Maybe we should go on a vacation. Pennie and David's place looked good on Google Earth. Lots of vacant space there. We could hide easily, and there's even room for a Veggie garden.

Scatterday

This week, we had to do the letter O and the categories Something you would find in a library; Sweet things; and Hawaiin.




Tim borrowed an Atlas from the library so we could photograph Oahu, but he spilt his sweet Orange juice over it and wouldn't take it back. So now he has an Overdue notice!




I think he's in big trouble from the Old Librarian!

Scatterday Letter S

All our snaps are stolen! So that's another S word! hehehe



Fruit:
Stone fruit! (golden flesh, even)

Things that make you itch:

Strawberries make Albert itchy! (and they're fruit)

Gold:

We have Something very precious to us, that will make us lots of money one day - gold ingots even!

Stolen, gold Striped g-String undies!

Hehehe

The Infamous Gnomes are we
We're happy as we can be
We've stolen her pics
Now she's got nix
The Naughty gnomes we be!

Hehehe! We've stolen her Scatterday photos, hehehe. We've hidden them from her, so she can't do her Scatterday, now. That will teach her to use us for Scatterday again!

Hey Albert, maybe we should do a Scatterday using her photos?

That's a good idea, Tim! We'll have to go and find them, though, 'cause I forgot where I put them.